Stupid Meatballs making Americans fat.

Must follow the arrow there's no going back

Particle board hell for unwary consumers

Coat check your kids to go buy some overpriced bullshit named ubengrueebuer

Why did I buy two lamps then have to go to two different grocery stores afterwards to buy the right bulb. When did buying light bulbs become hard?

I hate you IKEA

I hate the stupid outfits you make your employees wear

And I hate that you made me pay 49 cents for a fucking plastic bag. WTF? I buy all that shit and I can't get a fucking bag?! I hope you trip and fall.

I hate IKEA y'all

It took me a work week to put together a dresser and two beds with some stupid Swedish hieroglyphs. These aren’t gifts. These are Sadist who hate us who have devised a special hell just for US consumerist. I’d take Pinhead from Hellraiser over this bullshit anyday. Atleast he had class. Bumbarass AssClot Dupee Furniture Store I don’t want no more.  

Forced to navigate a maze of consumer hell with false promises of value for some bullshit that’s going to fall apart in 6 month. Bought all this bullshit feel like a dunce. Only doing that shit once. Swear to GOD IKEA I am fucking done with you.

Just gonna order one more matching couch and a couple more Shoji screen lamps; online. You trendy sadistic tramps! I hope in another life, you are forced to eat your own food and walk around your own store. Fuckers.

Sincerely,

Raja Afrika